Saturday, November 18, 2006

motherless intoxication

this doesn't happen often, not even seldom but when it does the expression legless really bares meaning in my world.
i have finished my exams, they are over and so is everyone else's. in honor of this momentous occasion we set ourselves loose on the town that we have called home for the time at university. even those who don't write exams but participate in the 'u will do fine, hang in there, we r so proud of you' lark were there to throw shots down their throats in honor of us fleeing from the books into a wide open space.
we started at a bar throwing caution to the wind as tequila and jagermeister were consumed by the plenty. now being that i am normally partial to appletizer than shooters i am a cheap drunk. somehow last night i managed to make it out of that bar alive and run off into another. this all sounded like a perfectly plausible, even commendable plan at the time. problem was the next bar felt they were infinitely superior to others and hence a considerable door charge was in order. not only were u to pay to enter their ridiculous excuse for an establishment but u could only wear certain items of clothing with other items being discriminated against. yip, the no sneaker rule. idiots, do u even know how trendy these trainers are or how much more they were than the pathetic attempt at shoe apparel on most of your patrons feet?
once inside the shock set in. without the insanely breathtaking 360 degree view of the city at night this place is kak! the people were mostly old, unattractive and borderline acceptable bodies. in fact most that i had to brush past to get to the other side of the jirating anything 90's dance floor u could bounce off... this is unacceptable. if u r going to charge to get into a place. i expect hotties, tight firm buns and more than a view of a city...
the bar is however well stocked so taking full advantage of this, fueling my excitement of finishing the hardest exams i have ever endured with jager-bombs, i left when the lights came on. this is a stupid technique cos everyone just looked even worse than in my initial evaluation...

today i realized why i don't drink and if i do it is accompanied by large quantities of water... my head, my eyes, my stomach... maybe should have studied medicine...

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